Well, Keith has officially got me off task. Now, I’m supposed to be thinking about something. I start to drift…again..and just as I begin to push the Google Chrome icon on my monitor I remember a couple of days ago, at this very moment, when I received a notification on my cell phone. Every muscle […]
I really have to take something for my attention deficit. Keith really looks on a mission, with something really on his mind when he comes in. I can really tell that he is in to what he is saying, by his directing the mass choir hand movements flaring out of my peripheral, that he is authentically […]
I finally trudge my way to Mr. Howell’s office and stand, intentionally, just at the door not budging inward. “Yes, Sir.” I say with the most disgust and annoyance anyone can utter–but with a smile, of course. Again, I’m not even post-positive that Mr. Howell understands the magnitude of the needy odor that exudes from his […]
Flush! Rattle, Rattle, Rattle. Click-Squeak! My office sits directly above the men’s bathroom. Therefore, I am the first point of contact whenever anyone is experiencing a bowel movement crisis. In addition, because the smell instantly travels up through stainless steel pipes and seeps through the hardwood floors, I receive the first smell-ification that the crisis […]
Click! Click! Click! On my way up to my office, I hear the front door open. As I look over the Victorian cherry oak balcony that curves from top to the bottom step like that of Gone with the Wind, I see a disarrayed, but beautifully familiar face. She stood about 5’4,” slender, but not […]